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Dear Yuletide Writer [22 Nov 2011|12:41pm]
It's that time again!

So, dear Yuletide writer, I have some humble requests.

Everwood

It is the FIRST TIME that Everwood has gotten to be a part of Yuletide and I am so, so excited. It was through this show that I met some friends who have remained lifelong friends even though the show has been long since cancelled and the fandom deader than dead. I requested Ephram, Bright, Colin, and Reid because one thing I loved LOVED about the show was how real their boys were. I can't think of a single character that was a cliche. They were all flawed and all beautiful. And all flirted with each other nonstop. So what I said was: Love the boys of Everwood! Some kind of bromance (Ephram-Colin, Bright-Colin, Bright-Ephram, Ephram-Reid or Bright-Reid) would be awesome. Feel free to go slashy too!, but what I meant was: I will love you forever if you can have my boys being boys.

My Drunk Kitchen

My roommate turned me on to this series, and I was so giddy that this was an actual option that I didn't really stop to think about what kind of story I wanted. I'm still not sure. I just know that she is HILARIOUS and crazy and sexy and Butter Yo Shit remains one of the best things ever made.

The Losers

Cougar/Jensen. 'Nuff said.

Well, okay. I'll give you a little more than that.

There was so much adorable about these two. While my preference is for something slashy, it doesn't have to be explicit sex. I just love their relationship, and how so much is implied about it without ever being stated. Like how for months they were in Boliva, working side by side at the doll factory. How Jensen KNOWS that Cougar will save his ass in the office building. How Jensen yells "Cougar be gentle!" when he gets shot and Cougar is tending his wound.

And. And. And.

I just love them.

Green Arrow

So, let me be clear about two things--

1) I do NOT mean the DCU Reboot. I refuse to it. I stopped reading DC back in 2006 because everything they did was stupid, so let me emphasize that the only good years of DC are the mid-90s until Infinite Crisis, when they fucked everything up and have been paying for it ever since. That's the era that I love. I have no interest in reading anything set after that time.

2) I don't like Ollie. My Green Arrow is and foreverwillbe Connor Hawke. What's not to love about the virgin Buddhist bisexual triracial bastard son of Oliver Queen? Connor is my favorite completely human hero. He doesn't need superpowers. He doesn't need anything except self-discipline and a good heart. But the best thing about Connor was the way he interacted with people. Yeah, he was socially awkward, but he genuinely cared about people and that made him endearing, and so unlike so many other heroes. In the 90s he was friends with Kyle Raynor, Wally West, and Tim Drake. When Ollie came back, Connor moved in with him and his new Speedy, Mia Dearden.

It's so hard to ask for one fic when I want 1000 fics. I want BFF Bromance fic with Connor and Kyle, or Wally, or Tim. I want domesti-fic with Ollie and Mia and Connor (or just Mia and Connor). I want Connor being monklike and socially awkward and yet also being kickass and confident as he takes care of people.

Anyway, I'm sure that I'll enjoy whatever you write, because you wrote it for me. As long as you stay true to the characters, you really can't go wrong.
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Home Sweet Home [06 Aug 2011|02:01pm]
I have successfully arrived in Atlanta and "moved" into the new house, if we define "moving" as "inhabiting" regardless of the amount of actual possessions owned.

The house is huge, and it took about 8 hours for it to be cooled down to an inhabitable level for me (roughly somewhere around freezing). The bad news? No TV or internet until the roommate moves in, and that won't be for two weeks.

SO to keep from going stir-crazy and going through net withdrawal, I'm hanging out at a local cafe with wifi and will likely be doing so so often that this couch will get a permanent imprint of my backside.

Anyway--if you don't hear from me for awhile, that's why!
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My drive to Nashville in Numbers [03 Aug 2011|08:53pm]
Hours it took to get here: 7

Hours it was supposed to take: 6

Average miles over the speed limit I drove (when able): 10

Average miles under the speed limit I drove (when forced): 40

Number of Interstates driven: 3 (I-65, I-70, I-40)

Number of pitstops made: 4

Number of miles driven: 283

Number of times Mango escaped her harness in the backseat: 1

Number of times Bastet climbed the passenger seat headrest: 1

Number of Indie music stations found: 1 ("The Revolution")

Number of country music stations: Too many to count.

Number of restaurants with (potentially) obscene names seen in Nashville (so far): 2 (Cooter's and The Cock on the Walk)
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My Subconscious as an RPF Free Zone. [02 Aug 2011|08:27am]
You know, I don't mind it when I get wish fulfillment dreams about celebrities. I mean, who wouldn't enjoy making out with Orlando Bloom, or having Nathan Fillion come to their rescue when they're lost in LA? They're about as harmless as a Mary Sue fanfic but far less embarrassing as, well, it's your subconscious--it's not like you can control it if it turns you into a Mary Sue, right? But sometimes, what's supposed to be happy subconscious wish fulfillment leaves me more depressed than before.

I was attracted to R as soon as I met him. R was a year ahead of me in the same Rhet Comp Masters/PhD track and also from the Midwest. He and one of the other Masters students, N, were inseparable, and as a slasher I couldn't help but enjoy every moment of their interaction with each other. But mostly, I just enjoyed R on his own. He's incredibly witty, and has made me laugh so hard I can't breathe more times than I can count. But more than that, I've never seen him be anything but nice to everyone. I was bummed when he started dating a skinny poet in the department, and when they got married a couple years later it was the final nail in that romantic coffin. Unfortunately, my subconscious has never quite given up on R.

Every now and then, I'll have a dream where he and I are together. They're always pleasant dreams--always everything that I could want, but at the same time, they leave me depressed in ways that the same types of dreams starring celebrities don't. When I wake up, I wish things could be different from how they are. I think about the kind of life I would have now if R and I had gotten together. And, since I'm still single and it feels like everyone else is either dating or married, it makes my lack of someone all the more painful.

So, forget you, subconscious. I don't need you or your stupid RPF wish fulfillment dreams.


...At least not ones involving people that I actually know. You can still throw in Nathan Fillion whenever you want.




ETA: Does anyone know why DW keeps failing to crosspost to JournalFen? My account at JournalFen is still active, but for some reason the crossposting keeps failing.
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Things Learned While Moving [31 Jul 2011|11:31pm]
In lieu of an actual entry, here's a brief list of things I've learned while moving:

* I will always need more boxes than I think I will.

* The amount of stuff I actually want to take with me is about twice as big in real life as it is in my head.

* Wardrobe boxes are awesome, if expensive. Especially when you own a lot of costuming stuff (i.e. hoopskirts).

* My yarn stash fills 1 Medium-sized box.

* In this same size box, I fit 3 pairs of tall boots, 10 sweaters/ponchos/cardigans, and 4 hooded sweatshirts.

* My fabric stash fills eight Small-sized boxes.

* This is more than my entire wardrobe, including shoes, scarves, hats, gloves, and coats.

* My costumes barely squeeze into one wardrobe box (including hoopskirts).

* My winter coats take up 2/3 of a wardrobe box.

* I have more craft/sewing supplies than office supplies.

* My dissertation books (to be taken in the car rather than packed due to Looming Deadline) filled 2 messenger bags and 2 backpacks.

...I'm sure there's more I could add, but that's all I can think of at the moment.
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Fic Recs, Fic Recs, Yummy Yummy Fic Recs [07 Jun 2011|01:09pm]
So, yes.

I'm unearthing because I've been reading an ungodly amount of Dean/Cas fanfic. All was fine and dandy until I found the lovely AU Kite Songs by ladytelemachus, and I was reminded so strongly of one of my favorite Fraser/RayK Due South AUs, Academic Punk by The Hoyden, that I couldn't not rec it.

Being an academic, I have a weakness for academia!AUs, and in the death thros of my dissertation, being able to wrap myself up in these fics reminded me of why I do what I do.

Read them. Love them.
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Call For Fics: Academic Slash (Please Relink) [18 Feb 2011|03:41pm]
For part of my dissertation, I have been asked to include academic slash fanfiction--meaning both anthropmorophic academia fanfiction and slash fanfic about academics (Judith Butler/Eve Sedgwick, Derrida/Foucault, etc.). I know this exists, but I'm not sure where to find it.

Does anyone know of a running list/link dump/rec page of academic slash? Or can link me to some fics on this post?

My committee thanks you!
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Yuletide Letter [18 Nov 2010|10:07pm]
Dear Unknown-Yet-Awesome Yuletide Writer,

I learned a long time ago that if you don't ask for specific things you end up with crappy Christmas gifts, so this is my attempt to help you write me an awesome fic. I don't do a lot of writing of fanfic (or even reading of fanfic) anymore except at Yuletide, so these fics that I ask for may, for all I know, exist somewhere, but it will be new to me. I hope that takes some of the pressure off. I also have no idea who the BNFs are these days, so I hope that takes even more pressure off.

It is difficult not to please me when it comes to fics written in my favorite and overlooked fandoms.

So let's get to it!

Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, I made it out of clay.... )

And that is all.

Thank you in advance! And feel free to comment anonymouse-ly if you want more.
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Trying Something New (Exercise Blog #1) [28 Feb 2010|06:32am]
[ music | Gaga ]

I'm out of shape. And I'm tired of being out of shape. Everyone hits these moments every now and then, myself included, and I always push them aside. I'm too busy, I say, or I can't afford a gym membership, or the weather's bad. But my main reason for not exercising is that, to misquote the Prophet Chuck from Supernatural--exercising is hard. It's hard and I don't want to do it.

I used to get around this by doing yoga, but I have blood pressure issues (I'm on the low end, which most people don't guess because I'm also obese), so the changes in height gives me a headache and makes me lightheaded. I also have really sensitive knees, and the floor against my knees is too painful to make exercising fun even with a mat. So, yoga is out.

Then there's the gym option. While I do enjoy the equipment you find at a gym, especially the weight training equipment, I'm cheap, on a tight budget, and I would rather spend $30 a month on cosmetics, or alcohol, or a nice dinner out, or just about anything other than on a gym membership. I also am lazy, and driving across town to go to the gym and get sweaty and then drive back seems like a massive waste of time and energy to me. So, the gym's out.

I've also tried combining working out with fun stuff. Like horseback riding, which I loved but was so expensive and is an outdoor only activity. Since I hate being outdoors in the winter, that's really only an option about half the year. And see previous statement about the expense of it. $150-$200 a month is a hefty chunk and now that I'm trying to actually save money for travelling this summer, is kind of no longer an option.

Really, I wanted an exercise routine that fits the following:

1) Something I can do in the privacy of my bedroom
2) Involves minimal equipment
3) Easy
4) Short
5) Effective (in that, I can physically feel the workout)

After trolling the web for exercises for obese people which are, it should be noted, different than exercises for skinny people for good reason, I've come up with a short routine that I tested this morning at this ungodly hour while rocking out to Lady Gaga.

The Fat Person's Workout )

There you have it, flist. The Fat Person's Easy, No Cost Workout. I'm tired, but not so tired that I won't try it again tomorrow. But it's your responsibility to make sure I stick with it. Do not fail me!

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Happy Birthday To Me! [30 Jan 2010|01:40am]
[ mood | happy ]

Today was actually a great day on many levels.

  • I woke up with more energy than I have in weeks

  • I got paid

  • My powercord that I ordered from Dell yesterday because mine randomly died was overnighted instead of 2-Day aired and thus showed up today

  • My tutoring session was very productive

  • Random presents from people I wasn't sure even liked me

  • Dinner at the Irish Pub in town, which is as close as I will get Dublin for the next 10 years

  • Feeling incredibly loved by the people I have met here and have become my surrogate family


So, yeah. This was my 29th birthday (on January 29th), which probably has no numerological significance outside of being awesome, and it feels good. I actually like being 29 better than being 28. One step closer to 30, which is, I feel, when I will finally be a grown up. Maybe.
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YULETIDE! [25 Dec 2009|09:29am]
[ mood | giddy ]

My Yuletide has arrived!

It's NCIS: Los Angeles and it's awesome. I am seriously so ridiculously pleased, because it's gen, but shippy (just like the series), and has an interesting plot, and features Southern California prominently as a character, and is just really, really lovely.

You need to know the series to really get how good the anon did, but if you do? Please go read and leave a comment!

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Announcement of Announcementness [10 Dec 2009|07:29pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

I am ABD!

I had my prospectus defense today, which was not as painful as it could have been, and hearty congratulations all around.

One step closer!

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Why I am Very Tired & Fandom-y Holiday Cards Request [02 Dec 2009|03:12am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Two weeks left of the semester and I'm about ready to keel over. I graded for eight hours in a row tonight and I'm going to probably have to do the same tomorrow night. I'm teaching 3/4 time this semester, and for the first time that means three courses. I didn't handle it very well, even though I only ended up with about 10 more students than I normally have. I teach two sections of online business writing, which sucks my soul, and one section of business writing face-to-face twice a week. This is in addition to the two conferences I went to, and the prospectus I wrote, which I will be defending next week on the 10th.

I have vowed that if I fail, I will give up academia and move in with [info] moonlight69. My prospectus is more than a little ambitious, but I thought better to be overambitious than under, and I can always cut back if I need to. My worry is that I haven't demonstrated what exactly it is that I want to do. I just talked about what I want to do. But I thought that was what a prospectus was for--a defense of your awesomeness. I'm now petrified that I've got the genre all wrong and I'm going to get kicked out even though I only have three semesters left.

It's supposed to snow here next week, and I am hoping desperately that it's a lie, because I hate snow. Hate. Hate. Hate. Or rather, I hate Indiana drivers who cannot drive in the snow and think they can. I accept the fact that I come from a climate in which there was no need to learn how to drive in the snow because everyone went into hibernation when the first inch appeared on the ground and didn't come out again until spring (i.e. the Pacific Northwest). I know that I can't drive in the snow. Indiana drivers always think they can, and they can't.

In fandomy news, after I turned in my prospectus (on Thanksgiving of all fucking days), I went and hid in the first season of Stargate Atlantis for a little while because I was like, I haven't seen that show in FOREVER and I miss Rodney and John and their cranky, bitchy love. Which led to this:

Actual Conversation With the Roommate

Me: Man, I miss SGA. It's been what, like two years since it ended?
Roommate: ...it ended in March.
Me: March of last year? Wow, that's so long ago.
Roommate: ...no, it was this past March.
Me: ...
Me: ...well, it feels like it's been two years?


Apparently it feels like a very long time since I have been away from SGA! And tragedy of tragedies my roommate loaned seasons two and three to her father and I won't be able to watch them until after she gets back from Christmas.

Also! It is the time of year in which I send out my fandom-y Holiday cards. I.e. Holiday cards with my bad but hilarious photomanips on the cover. I am thinking of making Star Trek & Supernatural ones this year, so if you would like one, please comment. If I don't have your RL name & address we can exchange it later.

That is all!

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<a href='http://www.dream [11 Nov 2009|09:42pm]
I'm an AU whore. I really can't help myself.

Scotty/Enterprise -- Farscape )


Kirk/McCoy -- Battlestar Galactica )


Kirk/McCoy -- CSI: Starfleet )


Kirk/McCoy -- ER )


Scotty/TARDIS -- Doctor Who )


McCoy/Kirk -- Heroes )


Kirk/McCoy Queer Eye for the Straight Guy )
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Fandom Request: Help! [07 Nov 2009|01:10am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

I went to a pop culture conference last weekend and met a guy who's doing fandom studies (specifically Livejournal fandom studies). Long story short, we got talking about the phenomenon of comment-fic. Now, I mean the old school like, fic that was actually posted as a comment (or comments) to someone else's fic. Not this new comment fic genre that just means comment length (and how exactly is that different from a drabble? anywho).

He's never seen a real comment fic before, and wants some examples. Anyone have any suggestions? It can be any fandom, any pairing. He knows about the slash. I'm really looking for comment fic examples where like, a BFF or someone inspired by the fic wrote it and the author swept in and loved it, because that's what comment fic is to me in the Platonic ideal.

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<a href='http://www.dream [04 Nov 2009|11:54pm]
OMG two posts in one day! Here are the drabble offerings for this past week. I didn't do as many as I wanted--I actually had to do two the next day--but I think they were pretty good this time around.

The theme this week was "kinks".


Scotty/Chekov/McCoy -- Enema )


(Young)Spock/Hy'Chya Plant -- Tentacles are a Vulcan's Best Friend )


Joanna/Gaila -- Mentoring )


Kirk/McCoy (Academy Years) -- Verbal Abuse )
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Grooming, Yuletide, etc. [04 Nov 2009|11:37pm]
Today was grooming day. The dogs got their baths and nails trimmed and I got my hair chopped down at the lovely Aveda salon (along with a back/shoulder/hand massage). I wanted my hair to look like this:

Cute punky piecey bob on adorable Asian girl )

and this is what we came out with:

Definitely not an Asian girl but possibly still cute? )

I'm afraid I look like a bad 80s businesswoman. Going to play around with the hair some more, but suggestions on how to make it LOOK like cute Asian girl's hair are appreciated.

In other news, I've signed up for Yuletide. I may or may not be revealing my fangirling requests at a later date but I /can/ state that I offered to write: Beatles, Jane Austen fanfiction (i.e Becoming Jane & Lost in Austen), anthropomorphic academia, Platontic fanfiction (i.e. The Phaedrus & Alcibiades), and White Collar fanfiction.
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ST Drabbles for Bridge2Sickbay Prompt: Gag Reel [25 Oct 2009|11:06pm]
Five offerings for tonight.

Nero/Spock -- Inappropriate Messages )

Uhura/Gaila -- You just closed his face in the door! )

Kirk/McCoy -- Bones' Talented Tongue )

Kirk/McCoy -- How'd your dick get in my mouth? )

Kirk/Spock -- OMIGOD (ValleyGirlisms) )
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Progress is Progressing [25 Oct 2009|05:30am]
I finished revising the paper for Big Name Rhetorician that roommate and I are presenting in Chicago next month and sent it off. I spent today textually poaching from Groensteen's System of Comics in preparation for small regional conference no one cares about next weekend. I'm missing a Halloween party for it too, which sucks, but it's another line on the CV, and I'm really trying to do as many conferences on as many topics as I can in preparation for the job market next year.

I've been reading the LJs of the people on my flist and there are some people that 1) I don't remember and 2) I haven't spoken to in literally years, so please don't be offended if I defriend you. I'm not sure why you haven't defriended me, to be honest. Or maybe some of you did and that's why I don't remember you. Anyway.

I am trying to add journals for people I do talk to, so please, if you know someone whose journal I should add comment and remind me? Whether that's RL or fandom or whatever.

It is really late. And I am still awake. This does not bode well for the coming week.
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Uppity--to-the-date [19 Oct 2009|11:35pm]
So, it's week um. Eight. Of the semester. I think. Which means halfway through. Which means...I'm behind on grading. This isn't really a surprise, since I'm always behind on grading, since I hate to do it. This semester I'm teaching all business writing, which is sucking my soul a little more each passing day. Hence the need for...

Retail Therapy:

  • New Winter Coat. Purchased off of ebay because I can't find anything in the entire town that I liked enough to spend money on. Will post pics when I get.

  • New Boots. I have an extremely wide calf (19-20" circumference) so nothing local will fit me. I found some gorgeous boots here that were everything I wanted--black, low heel, pointy toe--so I'm happy, and waiting for them to show up.


Basically, these are rewards in advance for what I have to do this week, which is:

  • Finish Conference Paper #1 to be sent to Ridiculously Famous Person who agreed to be the panel Respondent

  • Finish Conference Paper #2 to be presented to my comics reading group next Monday before the conference next Friday


Motivation, I do not have. I sort of wish I could skip both.

In other happy news, Simon Pegg was posting snippets of bad Hot Fuzz fanfiction to his Twitter today. Personally, I think Shawn of the Dead is much slashier.
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